Pursuit of Happiness

thekingdomblog:

I’m sorry, we have a BRAND NEW winner for the “Dumbest Chick Alive” award. 

The Girl that Tattoo’d DRAKE on her forehead. 

if the tattoo artist is bashing you…IMAGINE what Drake is saying.

So you’ll get your 5 minutes of fame and a l’il Drake attention, but after that… you’re just gonna be the dumb ass girl with the sad, bad font, Drake tattoo…Drake’s not going to be with you, he’s too busy writing songs about Trey Songz. 

The Tattoo artist speaks….

On his first reaction when the lady said she wanted the tattoo done:
The funny thing is, I didn’t know who Drake was, I figured it was her hood or some sh*t, not some goofnugget R&B dude.

On if she talked about what it meant to her
Yeah, she was really psyched about it. She had the sh*tty font all picked out on her iPhone ready to go and was pretty adamant about putting it on her forehead. She didn’t say a word about what it meant to her, some of the guys at the shop asked her, and she just kinda giggled at them. When I printed up the first image of the lettering, she wanted me to go bigger, so that it went pretty much from each side of her hairline to the other. I thought she shaved her eyebrows for the procedure, so when I put the stencil on the first time, it was right over her (missing) eyebrows, but she had me  enlarge it a bit and push it up towards the hairline. But yeah, she acted as if she had planned it out for a while; though I’m not really sure how much extended coherent thought could actually go into getting such a stupid tattoo on your forehead.

On if he feels bad about the tattoo
I guess I feel bad that this dumbass got the name of the softest motherf-cker in hip-hop tattooed on her forehead. But what makes that any less valid of a tattoo to her? I lost a little sleep over it that first night, wondering if I wanted to be known as the asshole who tattooed “Drake” on some crackhead’s forehead. None of the face tattoos I had done prior to this got any publicity, so I was a little surprised that this one took off like it did.

On if he thought it would get this much exposure
There are so many kids walking up and down Fairfax with ridiculous facial tattoos that I didn’t think too much about it before I did it.
In my opinion this whole world’s going to shit, and shit rolls downhill, so I might as well just jump in, hold my breath, and pray to G-d that there’s a nice big soft puddle of diarrhea for me to land in once everything hits the fan.

On what was going through her mind
She was on a pretty good one when she came in, and I think by the time I finished, she was coming down, because her attitude changed pretty drastically once the tattoo was finished.

it’s a tattoo..dumbass

FAIL!!!